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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry."
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"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."
"What's a Greek's favorite color of sky? Golden Dawn"
"My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine."
"Had a breakthrough with my therapist yesterday. Never seen a man cry like that before."
"Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to ""sweep the leg"". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it."
"mugger: GIMME UR MONEY ""All I have is this $5 grandma gave me on my birthday"" [mugger pulls off mask revealing grandma] IT'S PAYBACK TIME"
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
"Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs? Because he ate too much of them."
"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."