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Joke of the Day
"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."
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"Smokers are humans too Just not for so long"
"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud."
"Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi"
"Domestic terrorism? Meh... International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves..... Free"
"I tried to grab some fog on the way to work But I mist."
"I'm giving up for Lent."
"The only way Mexico will pay for that wall... ...is if Trump drives the US economy into the ground and Americans start crossing into Mexico looking for jobs."
"Why are white prisoners so scary? Because you know they did it."