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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Welshman fall asleep? Ask him how much sex he's had in his lifetime."
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"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"
"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."
"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"
"If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?"
"Sometimes I get flustered by waitresses and I say things like ""Abso-fruit-ly!"" and they laugh like I'm so clever but we both know"
"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"
"A movie theater near me closed down they didn't meet projections"
"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"
"The inventory of the Crossword has died. He will be buried tomorrow. Six down and three across."