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Joke of the Day

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."

"Dude... I was there, don't try to change the story."

"Who called them ""priests"" instead of ""weapons of mass instruction""?"

"By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks."

"My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car."

"You are a sad, strange little man... That's what she said!"

"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"

"You think we should see other people? I'm bipolar. I am other people."

"What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction."