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Joke of the Day

"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"

"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."

"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."

"I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit"

"Which band does rockclimbers listen to ? Rolling Stones"

"Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers "

"It is by Caffeine Alone I Set My Mind in Motion... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorfOiQvkew"

"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."

"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."