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Joke of the Day
"I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit"
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"What is it called when two birds kiss? A Peck."
"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."
"What kind of bees eat brains? Zombees"
"You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck."
"I'm trying to read on the train but it's hard because people keep applauding & screaming ""You are the train's smartest boy!"" at me"
"She doesn't follow Newton's law I give her a stare but she doesn't give me an equal and opposite reaction"
"They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called ""Drag Races""."
"If you look up my hair color history at the salon, you'll think I'm a unicorn."
"Why are jewish people's noses so big Because air is free"