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Joke of the Day
"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."
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"Twitter. Finally an app that makes people stop at yellow lights."
"Big thanks to all the women out there who pretend that scrotums aren't super weird."
"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."
"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"
"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"
"Board Game 10: *reading card* Mama! Name 3 rappers! GO! Me: Saran, aluminum foil, & cellophane! *beaming* 10: *laughing* OMG! Me: What?"
"Two black guys are playing a game. One of them jumps off a cliff and the other shoots himself. Who won? The government for having to pay welfare for two less people."
"My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed. How's your night going?"
"Son, do we have any dopted? Son: What is a dopted? Dad: You are! Son: Ha ha funny one dad.(Sarcastically) Dad: I'm not your dad!"