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Joke of the Day
"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."
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"Wanna hear a cheesy conspiracy? Halluminati"
"A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 2: To get to the idiot's house. Friend 1: Knock knock Friend 2: Who's there? Friend 1: The chicken"
"Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE"
"Why don't people like gay soccer players? They score against their own team."
"What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile"
"What is the internal temperature of a Taunton? Luke warm."
"If I am ever on life support, unplug me ... ... then plug me back in. See if that works."
"All human beings are threads interwoven in the great tapestry of life, except for that one guy at your office. What the hell is his problem?"