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Joke of the Day

"Which band does rockclimbers listen to ? Rolling Stones"

"Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias ""Who is having alot of plight 2012]"

"People tell me that I'm a bad knitter oops, wrong thread"

"The difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"I'm thinking about starting a feminist group. It's called Ovary-Action."

"What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."

"My wife cooked ribs last night. I accidentally dropped one on the floor, but still picked it up and took a bite. She yelled, ""that's disgusting!"" I replied, ""well, you're the one that cooked it!"""

"What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today? What Am I Wearing Today"

"Miley Cyrus That's the whole joke. though if you want you should google Miley Cyrus--the main picture above her description... wtf"

"I'm going to stop eating beef from Colorado The steaks are too high"