198915

Joke of the Day

"Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers "

"How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? None."

"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"

"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"

"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."

"My only goal is to run into Steven Spielberg, beg him to let me pitch a movie, and then pretend like I don't realize I'm describing Jaws"

"What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition? Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll^see^myself^out"

"Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels? Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue."

"[Jesus plays hide-n-seek] Jesus: [exiting cave] Ah, ya found me! Let's play again. Harder this time. Find me now. [He ascends to Heaven]"

"""Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?"" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666"