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Joke of the Day

"Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be."

"My dad doesn't see why he should pay a mechanic to rotate his tires. He says they're rotating the entire time he's driving!"

"What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast? Surreal."

"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"

"muppets cannot die and nobody else seems to be worried about this"

"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"

"Bowlegged Pirate Did you hear about the bow legged pirate? Apparently he has C legs"

"I went to a bar that only served beer in cans,and bottles. Seems the place had a draught excluder."

"Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry was *rear ended* this morning. Now I understand why he Walks This Way."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."