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Joke of the Day
"What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast? Surreal."
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"What's a pirate's favorite video game? **Call of Booty.** Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey."
"How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!"
"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."
"This reminds me of a saying my dad used to tell me as a young boy growing up ""I hate you son"""
"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"
"Dear Men. When a woman is upset, don't ask her what's wrong, but for fuck's sake don't not ask her what's wrong either. Hope this helps."
"Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out."
"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- sory-- i mean-- u look so prety yes u do batman is not as cool as u"
"What do English pirates call each other? M80"