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Joke of the Day

"muppets cannot die and nobody else seems to be worried about this"

"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"

"People often ask why i dont shave myself, and i tend to give them a simple answer I have better things to do than to cut myself..... (sorry)"

"A COWORKER BROUGHT HER INFANT INTO THE OFFICE LET'S ALL CROWD AROUND AND TERRIFY IT. -women"

"How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs."

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."

"What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar? A man with unfinnished buisness."

"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"

"Q: What do you call a pickle that draws? A: A dillustrator."

"There's a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You'd better f*cking be there."