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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence"

"Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize."

"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"

"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!"

"How can Euchre and Marriage be similar? Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade."

"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."

"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."

"99% of lawyers ... . . . give the rest of us a bad name."

"When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome."