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Joke of the Day
"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"
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"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."
"Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out."
"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"
"How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time."
"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."
"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."
"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."
"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until its 12 before it comes on your face"