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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend is always covered in bruises because she doesn't listen.. I'm always like ""You're about to run into that lamp!"""

"I need your cheesiest jokes (please) I've had a really awful day and frankly need cheering up. I want to hear your worst, corniest jokes to make me smile."

"I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell."

"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Pee is yellow. Shit is brown. I am drunk. This is a tweet."

"If Adrian Peterson is getting indicted for spanking his kid with a stick my mom should get the electric chair."

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero because it's already lit fam."

"Colleague: want some popcorn? Keeps you young and beautiful like me Me: Really? Looks to me you should've been eating a hell of a lot more"

"Why do they say all minorities look the same? Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul."

"Thanks for sending your Blackberry pin to my iPhone. When did you get electricity in your cave?"