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Joke of the Day

"I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell."

"The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating."

"Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my ""M"" back..... you know, since you're not using it. Sincerely, _usic"

"Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention."

"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"

"What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists? ISISISS"

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."

"Why did the girl give Jesus a blowjob? She wanted to see the messiah cum"

"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."