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Joke of the Day
"Why do they say all minorities look the same? Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul."
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"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."
"What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined? Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders."
"It's good to know how to jerk off sometimes... It comes in handy."
"A young Hitler, and a young Mao are in a room with a cannibal The cannibal had dic-tator tots for dinner"
"Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale."
"NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called ""Night""."
"U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick."
"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"
"What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music? Jazz Duets."