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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!"
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"A father says to his son, ""Don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind.""... The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"I bought a toaster with variable browning control but all it will say is ""Take away love and our earth is a tomb""."
"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered what may be the worlds largest bed sheet. More on that as it unfolds."
"Which state has the smallest sodas? Minesoda"
"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."
"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."
"To all the people making jokes about Reddit and not putting any additional text:"
"I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created"
"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."