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"To all the people making jokes about Reddit and not putting any additional text:"
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"How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer"
"Have you ever noticed that in a pack of biscuits there are always broken ones? I don't know why they even bother putting them in."
"What do you get when a clown dies in a desert? Dry Humour."
"My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said ""bless you"" now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that"
"To the guy who turned the entire first floor of his house into a giant ball pit - I will find you, and I will marry you"
"I've never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?"
"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"
"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"
"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."