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Joke of the Day

"A father says to his son, ""Don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind.""... The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."

"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."

"What did the golden male connector said when he plugged himself into the female Sorry, i couldn't resist"

"The name Pavlov Rings a bell"

"""Keith Moon was Nuts"" Another insightful nugget of trivia from Opie. Oh you means the rock drummer that put fish and explosives in his drums was ""nuts""?"

"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."

"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"

"You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!"

"If Trump wins the presidency, what will be his reelection slogan in 2020? Make America decent again."