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Joke of the Day

"""I want to get drunk in public."" ""Me too but on pancake batter."" ""If only there was a way to solve both problems."" -The Origin of Eggnog"

"What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !"

"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."

"Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point."

"Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers..."

"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"

"I'm a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me."

"In Russia I like my coffee the way I like my women..."

"What is a big dinner for a cannibal? A three-corpse meal."

"I'm On the Edge About Masturbation On one hand, it feels great. On the other, I can't feel a thing."