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"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"
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"[FIRST DATE] Me, opening mouth seductively: ""And this is where I burned my tongue on pizza, and this is where I burned my tongue on fries, a"
"It's not 'stealing tweets' if you believe in recycling."
"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"
"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"
"Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention? Because he was Snowden!"
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money."
"What did you do wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you? You made her chain to long."
"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"
"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"