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Joke of the Day

"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."

"I hate graph jokes... Because I can never get the point."

"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."

"What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere"

"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."

"Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.???? Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)"

"What do you say when you see a Nazi trip and fall? ""Are you Alt-right?"""

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"

"My buddy has tried to stop speaking in such a deep southern accent he's going through withdrawls"

"Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999. No seriously, Greg's been in a coma for 14 years. We'll tell him that shit tomorrow night though."