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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !"

"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He was all right. Andddd I'll see myself out."

"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."

"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."

"Autocorrect just changed ""I have so much anxiety I can barely breathe"" to ""I'm fine."""

"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"

"Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death."

"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""

"Original & Classic Winston Churchill (not my retort) Lady Astor said to Churchill, ""If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea,"" to which he responded, ""Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"""

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"