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Joke of the Day

"What is the volume of pizza? Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza."

"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support soon, or people are gonna mistake us for nuts."

"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"

"WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?! Want to Hear a Joke? My Life :)"

"How do you keep a idiot occupied? I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer."

"Chinese takeout My wife has been angry at me all night for bringing her six bowls of soup back from the local Chinese restaurant. I don't know what her deal is, she very clearly asked for wanton soup."

"What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong"

"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"

"A few weeks ago my barber cut my hair too short. I didn't like how it looked at all, but now it's growing on me."