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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"
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"How is working in I.T. like being a wizard? You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens."
"My girlfriend is like /r/Jokes She tries to tell me that she hasn't cheated on me, but I've already heard that one."
"Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss."
"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."
"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"
"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"
"Everyone is like happy 2016 and Apple is like: Happy 2015s!"
"What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money? A millionheir."