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"What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong"
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"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."
"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."
"Spoiler Alert I just watched Fast and Furious the other day, and I just couldn't get into it because there were too many spoilers."
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"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn't find three wise men. Or a virgin..."
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word."
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"I shot my first turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section."