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Joke of the Day
"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."
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"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can always unscrew a light bulb."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""
"Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. ""if I ever stop hating girls"" said one to the other ""I think I'll stop hating her first."""
"I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds"
"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."
"I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun"
"What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? A'merkin"
"What do you call it when someone starts telling a joke"
"I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent."