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Joke of the Day
"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."
Next Joke
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""Heeeeyeyeyeyey, why the looooong face?"" And the horse replies ""Because the guy telling the joke that I'm starring in has bad...comic...*timing.*"""
"What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia? A cancelled check."
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny."
"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"
"How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"
"How many more spills do you think parents in paper towel commercials can take before they just push one of those kids down the stairs?"
"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"
"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""