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Joke of the Day

"ER Dr: What are you doing? Me: I'm decorating. ER Dr: Why? Me: According to my bill I live here now."

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac? A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog."

"What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !"

"A Russian bomber was intercepted 20 miles from Los Angeles at 5:17am this morning, but no one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear her seatbelt."

"What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!"

"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."

"Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors? Because he was great at breaking the news."

"What's the best part about having sex with a gilf? You can finger her and grab her titties with one hand at the same time. ;)"

"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science. That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school."