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Joke of the Day
"What's worst than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves."
"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."
"I am feeling very optimistic. But I bet it won't last."
"I once asked a friend what he would do if the world was going to end. He told me he would fuck anything that moves. He then asked me the same question. I told him I'd stand very very still."
"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A manila folder!!!"
"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"
"What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts"
"You are my fan because u blow me away."
"What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff? ""Geronimoo!"""