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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious."
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"Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell."
"Michael Jackson had hoes on his dick when he was younger. But when he got older he had dicks on his hoes."
"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"
"[at daycare] Me: I'm here to pick up my son Daycare: what's he look like? Me: *points to my face* D: oh. Ok"
"I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology."
"I tried to use a watch as a belt But it's just a waist of time"
"I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please. ""Sir, that is a sleeping bag"" *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*"
"He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Sounds like Santa's had Facebook way before us."
"A short and a long joke * joke * JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE"