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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious."
Next Joke
"I told my doctor that I keep getting embarrassing erections. He said, ""It's OK. Just think of your grandma."" As I sat there with my cock in my hand, I said, ""Then what?"""
"I wish they had an app that allows you to delete your number from other ppl's phones."
"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"
"I fell in love with a cannibal And then she stole my heart"
"Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!"
"I treat my television in the same way that I treat my girlfriends. I abandon them and subscribe to Netflix"
"I find it kinda funny that people still reuse memes from 10 years ago and i find it kinda sad that these things these people talk of are the best they ever have."
"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."
"Philosophers have really good depth perception!"