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Joke of the Day

"No one ever taught me about erections. So I had to learn the hard way."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday? He felt his presents."

"They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings. No wonder Feminist can't start things"

"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""

"I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it"

"""30 shots of espresso NOW."" *barista's eyes widen* Whoa what do you do for a living? ""I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!"" *roundhouse kicks barista*"

"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."

"I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there. He asked me for my two cents."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude"

"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"