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Joke of the Day
"The worst things in life are free, too."
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"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."
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"I've always pictured myself taking selfies."
"What did the buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? He waves and says Bi son"
"They told me I would miss my family. I never miss at close range."
"Sometimes you check the amount of subscribed people. When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 ""humorists"". 2/3rds of a person? Really?"
"Boy: do u have any fantasies Me: ok.. so.. the library of alexandria is under siege& Im a librarian whos good at fighting& I save the books"