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Joke of the Day
"What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)"
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"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."
"A friend was showing me around his house... Friend: ""So this is our master bed room..."" Me: ""...You guys have a masturbate room?"""
"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"
"What's the different between E.T. and a refugee? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home"
"I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period."
"What do ducks use to get high? Quack cocaine [Originally from Askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36u262/whats_the_best_joke_we_can_make_one_word_at_a_time/crh46r7)"
"What's the best drink for a dog? An old faschund."
"Do you think it's ok to lie to a girl in order to sleep with her...? Because I feel really bad about lying to my mom like that"
"German restaurant joke.... I went to a German restaurant and ordered an omelette....I just got a plate with two dots on it....."