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Joke of the Day

"A Jehovah's Witness followed me. I think I'll send him a lot of unsolicited DMs with knock-knock jokes..."

"Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women."

"My Virgin friend just got 4 girl's numbers today. I've never been so proud I guess you could say his group project is getting serious"

"What's worse than being German on D-Day? Being single on V-Day."

"Where do suicide bombers go where they die? Everywhere."

"My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together"

"What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges."

"My Bathroom I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning."

"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""

"If you make a cow angry how will she get even? She'll cream you!"