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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than being German on D-Day? Being single on V-Day."
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"Apparently, if she's refused to speak to you for two days your text should not be 'Why are you mad again?'"
"What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
"I searched for a Colt 45 Silencer online... Result: http://puu.sh/mXB3Y/129ff5c7f0.jpg P.S. If this is the wrong subreddit, let me know."
"How do you make a German Shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."
"What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack? Chopped dates."
"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."
"We need to start investing more in solar energy But it's not just going to happen overnight"
"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."
"""Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?"" ""Go on then"" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman"" ""Thanks, I've been practicing."""