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"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram!"
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"Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches."
"What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos? Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ..."
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? Walking"
"Old Chinese Proverb Says ""Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"""
"[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude"
"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"
"Student: Teacher, can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just did."
"Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!"
"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."