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Joke of the Day

"as a lad i often drew 2 adjacent circles in a crude attempt to portray an Ass. ive since matured and only draw asses of the utmost precision"

"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."

"What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too? The tame way."

"Male ladybugs prefer to be called ""bugs."""

"A salmon is swimming up a river. It hits a wall. Dam."

"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"

"You'll never guess what my login name is. Constipated."

"In high school I was voted Most Likely to Be Shot Dead While Trying to Steal Something of Moderate Value From a Texan."

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13"