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Joke of the Day

"Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby"

"I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers"

"I hope everyone on this flight covers for me by standing and announcing ""No, I am Fartacus!"" as we deplane."

"I have The World's Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front."

"What are Bill Gates latest projects? Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization."

"What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead I'll give these two a lift"

"In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami."

"It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC"

"What do u call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."

"I've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now."