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Joke of the Day

"I heard Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"

"People who say ""go big or go home"" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day."

"Did you know gullible came from ancient Greek? The prefix 'gulli' meaning 'believing' and the suffix 'ble' meaning 'ble-shit'."

"What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians..."

"Sarcasm: my second favorite -asm."

"Why do Hipsters wear long pants in the summer They are doing it before it's cool"

"I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into."

"When a neutron hits a uranium atom... Potassium. Oxide."

"Is your refrigerator running? cause I'd rather vote for it instead of these two"

"What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?"