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Joke of the Day
"Dogs have non-traditional family structures... because they have four Pa's."
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"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"
"What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England? baroque"
"What's the Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? One's $2.50 and the Other's Under a Buck!"
"The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended."
"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"
"ROAR Did you here about the lion joke it will make you ROAR!!!"
"Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?"
"A really drunk guy... A really drunk guy gets into a taxi and says ""Heeeyy cab guy, can I leave the pizza and the beer in the front seat?"" ""yeah no problem"" -BHLUAGHH-"
"Kesha got a lip tattoo that says, 'Suck It.' I'd suggest you 'Disinfect It,' 'Fumigate It,' or better yet, 'Avoid It.'"