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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"
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"Why do black people spend so much on their shoes? You would to if you had such a long walk home."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"
"whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds? There are twenty of them"
"Saw my ex... On my way home from work last year i saw my ex being beaten up by 3 guys, i stopped the car and ran over to help...she didnt stand a chance against 4 of us."
"Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo? Because they already have Moscow."
"1st week of school: sandwich cut in a cute shape, sliced fruit, encouraging note. Last week of school: handful of croutons wrapped in foil."
"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."
"""Science HAS gone too far,"" I whisper, gazing out across the sea of boneless chickens slithering through the farmyard. The Colonel laughs."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my father... Not screaming like his passengers."