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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"
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"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."
"I was having sex with this girl, and she said some other guy's name. I was pissed. Who the fuck is Rape?"
"I asked a beautiful Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex sex sex free sex tonight"". I said, ""Wow"". Then her friend speaks: ""She means 6663629""."
"Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security? Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Black"
"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"
"Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is? I can't stand being in a wheelchair."
"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."