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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin... (Hockey joke) The bartender looks confused and asks ""What the hell is an Ovechkin?"" The guy says ""It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"""

"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."

"What do women and stones have in common? You skip the flat ones."

"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."

"It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick."

"My girlfriend is half my size but takes up three quarters of the bed. If my math is correct, she's a bitch"

"What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats."

"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."

"How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"What if Forrest Gump's e-mail password? 1Forrest1 ...yeah we all saw that one coming."