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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats."
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"What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Sheet"
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
"new way to pay A company in India is coming out with a competitive PayPal alternative called PayMyFriend."
"So I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."
"These Egyptian fireworks are nice. Oh wait, they are planes."
"Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out."
"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""
"What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! *^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*"