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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."
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"""These orthodontic shoes are really great!"" - don't you mean *orthopedic*? ""I stand corrected."""
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."
"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"
"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? There are twenty of them."
"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."
"Why was the broom late for work? It over swept."
"Obi-wan: You don't have a shot with Padme. Anakin: Don't underestimate my charm. *stares at her creepily for the rest of the movie*"
"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."