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Joke of the Day

"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."

"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."

"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"

"A couple were working as weed dealers It was a joint operation."

"Tiger Woods... ...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still..."

"Past, the present and the future.. The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.. IT WAS TENSE!"

"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"

"How does an international banker have a good Friday night? He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks."

"When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail... When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40 A month later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2"

"If I can't stand on a counter top display at Home Depot and shit in the sink then we are truly living in a fascist society."