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Joke of the Day
"What do women and stones have in common? You skip the flat ones."
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"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."
"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""
"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""
"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""
"Taco Bell is human Drano"
"What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an illegal alien."
"If John has 100 pieces of bacon, and he eats 20, what does John have? Happiness. John has happiness."
"Just found out men can have sex at 88..... which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after."
"Why isn't it safe to hunt niggers anymore? Because PETA will freak out."