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Joke of the Day
"What do women and stones have in common? You skip the flat ones."
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"Why do black people never sleep? Because the last one who had a dream got shot"
"Was just told to take my labor day decorations down. I guess a giant inflatable woman giving birth in your front yard is tacky or something."
"*gets into any creepy van* *Gets kicked out*"
"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."
"When the devil loses hair There will be hell toupee"
"Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? ""Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"""
"If McDonalds sold hot dogs would you be able to (w/ a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?"
"No Sopa... Radio?"
"So I asked my friend, ""I hear your husband applied for a position in the government"" Me:""What is he doing now?"" Friend: ""Nothing"" Me: ""But I thought he got the job!?"" Friend: ""Yes he did."""