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Joke of the Day
"what would Barack Obama be if he was a vegetable? Baroccoli"
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"A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels."
"What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle"
"*incoming text* ""hey bud can I crash at ur place"" Sure come on over *sound of approaching airplane*"
"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."
"The only lie Republicans haven't told about Obama is he's white."
"You can never trust an atom... they make up everything."
"What did the Mexican say after two houses fell on him? GET OFF ME HOMES!"
"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"
"Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles."