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Joke of the Day

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."

"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."

"Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..."

"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"

"What is a shark's favorite illegal substance? Reefer!"

"Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together."

"Kanye deleted all the slander like we didn't have an hour to grab screenshots and make power point presentations"

"I got fired from my job at the restaurant for putting a load in the dishwasher... she was cute."

"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."