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Joke of the Day

"*incoming text* ""hey bud can I crash at ur place"" Sure come on over *sound of approaching airplane*"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"How was Snoop Dogg murdered? Blunt force trauma."

"Guy at the gym had ""True Gentleman"" tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy."

"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."

"A man walked into his house and was delighted... ...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."

"Hey, new Beatles fans! The fuck have you been doing for the last 50 years? Every record shop would like to know before they close forever."

"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"

"Why should you torrent only from French sites? Because it'll run faster."